A black pen.  A black liquid ink pen.  And then.... it went in the dryer too. 

I did get some new clothes out of it though. 

@bigcatholicmicah - 

nicely done!

A plastic bag with about 7 dollars in small change. I smelled like a robot for weeks.

so, um, how did you manage to wash your clothes with black pepper?

lol, whoops.

Ugh, gum, among other things. That is an embarrassing one--also money, I think.

ouch. lipstick is the worse by the by. be grateful that you are a male and never have a tube of that junk landing in your pocket. unless of course you swing THAT way or you are popular among the ladies

@spokenfor - 

Usually I keep some in my wallet in case some girl needs a quick fix.

HAHA! when i was in national guard (mechanic, btw), i was changing a fuel filter and somehow managed to bump my funny bone hard enough to spill diesel down my arm, but hey, BDUs absorb liquids nicely. no big deal - i'll just wash it when i get home! five washes later, my BDUs sill reeked of diesel and my basement smelled like diesel for a month!